During the warmer months the pika act like normal rodents, leisurely eating grass and other plants, and mating until the sun goes down.
Summertime, and the living is leafy.
But while most creatures only have one den, the pika also creates a secret cellar, separate from where he sleeps. What is this cellar for? Well, it's not for wine that's for sure.
I like to imagine the pika lighting a little pika-sized candelabra when retreating to his cellar.
In winter, when food is scarce, birds freeze to death and drop to the ground. The pika shepherds the body into the cellar, where it pierces its skull with its teeth and eats the brain. The body is kept separately from his home because the pika knows it will attract bigger predators.
Like most horror movie villains, the pika's cellar is where the murder happens.
This is why you should never fully trust your vegetarian friends. At the very least, don't go into their cellars.
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